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[Forum Game] UFSW Characters Hurt / Heal

Another game because I'm awesome. And I'm feelin' a li'l murderous. This here game is called UFSW Characters Hurt / Heal where we shove 6 characters per user into a pit where they must survive as they get picked off one at a time. This game MAY TAKE A LOOOOONG TIME.
Naturally, with every game, there's rules.

Rules
Each Character starts off with 20 points.
You choose to hurt one character and heal another. Hurting subtracts one point, and healing adds one point. Once a character reaches zero, they are killed and cannot be healed back.
At 100 points, a hurt is worth -2, heals are still +1. At 10 points, a Heal is worth +2, hurts are still -1.
You can not hurt and heal the same character in the same post, you must hurt and heal different characters in each post.
You can't hurt or heal your own characters. That is stupid. Why would you do that?
You can only make one vote per 3 hour period. Simple.
You can rack up to 15 hurts and heals. Once you reach 15, you cannot go beyond. However, you may use some and fill up again.
You don't have to use all your hurts and heals in one post.
Example, you have 6 hurts and heals on hand. You may use 4 hurts and 3 heals (as an example) and save the rest for later.
Characters
LAST UPDATED: 9/3/15 by Danny
Name
Points
Lena
20
Christina Huerta
22
Gandhi
46
Cole Pruitt
86
Secret Asian Man
87
James Benjamin
89
Logan Kent
95
Wesley Snipe
22
Rosalie
20
Ben Renolds
20
Asston
69
Nellie Larsen
23
Jared Darnell
20
Heather Thornton
20
Deborah Moretti
20
Dennis Johnson
20
Brock Menster
48
Kristina Essie
50
Lana Harris
20
Katherine Lane
40
Joanne Adams
20
Erica Jensen
20
Alex Brennan
50
Dimple Virani
80
Yasmin Marie Collins
51
David Andrews
22
Leo Wallace
61
Ben Dover
51
Petree Wentz
20
Zelda Johansen
21
Miranda Henderson
22
Oliver Ross
20
Jordana Mason
21
Duane Bowe
24
Samantha Lawson
63
Graveyard
Leigh Vega - 8/19/2015 - Final Blow Dealt By Pops Capo - Died by Meat Tenderizer to the... yeah...
Conner Kilderry - 8/19/2015 - Final Blow Dealt By PBR Sharpshoot - Shanked to death by PBR and Lee.
Curly - 8/20/2015 - Final Blow Dealt by Pops Capo - Face melted off by curling iron
Hannah Fleetwood - 8/20/2015 - Final Blow Dealt By PBR Sharpshoot - Drowned in Danny's tears
Joey Kitka - 8/20/2015 - Final Blow Dealt by KnowledgeProspector - accidentally stepped on landmine cuz he a blind dumb kid
Joshua Shallow - 8/22/2015 - Final Blow Dealt by Jamie141 - Trampled during LA Riots.
Private Suares [8/22/2015] - After being ganged up on, shot in the chest by Pops Capo. He then ordered The Mountain to crush his head into a bloody pulp
Gabrielo Vincetti [8/22/2015] - Publicly demurred by film critics and politicians then assassinated by BulletRefutation one night. Body is tied with concrete blocks and thrown to the pier
Akira Kapoor [8/22/2015] - Final blow by TheInfected - Targeted by Lee Everett from orders by a higher power. He succeeds, catches her and hands her to the zombies for a feeding frenzy
Ken Myers [8/23/2015] - Final blow dealt by Adrien - served bad humus that gave him nasty infection and he died af
Carter Jamenson [8/23/2015] - Final blow dealt by Adrien - some stupid bitch at KFC left him in the deep frier for too long
Niall Danton [8/24/2015] - Final blow dealt by Lee Everett - Shanked with a HelloKitty knife
Darla Snyder [8/24/2015] - Final blow dealt by Danny - blue waffle after slut shaming by Mali
James Spradlin [8/26/2015] - Final blow dealt by Pops Capo - Single shot to the head, as to spare him of PBR's slow, painful methods.
Cesare Donacii [8/26/2015] - Final blow dealt by TheInfected - Jumped by Killerskull2 on the way home
Hector Dupont [8/26/2015] - Final blow dealt by Adrien - eyes snatched out by Beatrix Kiddo
Argyle [8/26/2015] - Final blow dealt by TheInfected - Wasted away waiting for the next AL
Derek Woods - 8/27/2015 - Final Blow Dealt By Lee Everett - He couldn't handle the kush
Gertrude Talibongodrums - 8/27/2015 - Final Blow Dealt By MemeSquad - Fingers shoved down throat by Carlos.
Lara Drake [8/28/15] - She went to the doctor, received bad news that her STD's got super crabs, so she went home and cried. Out of nowhere Nathan Young barged in through the door and clotheslined her, then shot her with his D cannon (PBR Sharpshoot last strike)
Kenberg McCormick [8/29/2015] - Final blow dealt by TheFlyingDutchman - decapped by Nathan
MikeMike [8/29/2015] - Final blow dealt by PBR Sharpshoot - a lava lamp became sentient and melted his dick off, causing him to die of sadness
Nolan Brackenbury and Lyle C Jackson [8/29/2015] - Final blow dealt by Pops Capo - Both shot by Pops, then finished off by his little birds.
Tom Snyder [8/30/2015] - Final blow dealt by Zain - Raylan Givens wrecks him
Dyron Vaas [8/31/2015] - Final blow dealt by Adrien - decaped by Ceril Vass and his head was put on a stick
Adam Dugall [9/1/2015] - Final blow dealt by Hallow - Adam actually doesn't die; instead he grows old in the zombie apocalypse and sees its era of peace, where he gains merits and awards for being a veteran survivor. Outliving his friends, Adam welcomes death with open arms.
Evil Penguin [9/1/2015] - Final blow dealt by KP - Poached, sold to a reservation, then victimized by anti-PETA agents by whacking him with sticks and kicking the shit out of him. His corpse is then stolen and sold to a taxidermist so the anti-PETA agents get a nice 50-dollar bonus to their contract.Evil Penguin's power causes him to become a wrathful spirit, but his masters call on him to target an innocent city boy instead (see below). Upon killing this person, Evil Penguin sets his eyes on the agents, but is stopped--by none other than the restless soul of Jace Malfoy, the boy he had murdered. "Your purpose has been fulfilled; you're nothing but an empty soul now." Evil Penguin attempts to touch the agents, but to no avail; he could only phase through them. Evil Penguin looks on beside Jace in grief.
Michael Ashcrofty [9/1/2015] - Final blow dealt by Purry - He operates on a patient after skipping out on breakfast. He eats a hot pocket without realizing his gloves were still on, but he thinks nothing of it; until one of his nurses come in and tell him his patient was positive for "super herpes". Michael panics, then rushes for a blood sample kit; but he runs into a custodian carrying contaminated needles. Michael dies from an aneurysm
Jace Malfoy [9/1/2015] - Final blow dealt by Lee Everett - his ass was fucking wrecked by the spirit of Evil Penguin, who was resurrected by his army of penguins and is now back to trying to take over the world because fuck you team devious he will never die
Lienne [9/2/2015] - Final blow dealt by KP - "I've got somebody I want you to meet," KP tells her, giving her that final push to finally go out and date. Lienne is still nervous, but she trusts this man; she rigorously prepares, taking 4 hours just to finish up. She notices her friend crying. "What's wrong?""Oh, it's just--I can't believe one of my best friends is dating again--" Lienne shakes her head and heads for the door."I'm so sorry Lienne," KP whispers. He watches her exit the door without looking back. "By the way KP," she says before stepping out--but she sees her close friend pointing a silenced pistol right at her head. "KP--" But before she can utter a word, change her expression, Lienne is shot in the head."I'm so sorry...."
Paloma Avila [9/3/2015] - Final blow dealt by Lee Everett -
Fausto Orbe [9/3/2015] - Final blow dealt by Lee Everett -
Daniela Bermudez [9/3/2015] - Final blow dealt by Fitz
Jack Foster [9/3/2015] - Final blow dealt by PBR -
Leah Alvarez [9/3/2015] - Final blow dealt by Hallow -
Zachary Ross [9/3/2015] - Final blow dealt by KP
Ash Bolio [9/3/2015] - Final blow dealt by KP
Rory Stiles [9/3/2015] - Final blow dealt by Zain -
Mason Wylie [9/3/2015] - Final blow dealt by Fitz -
Mike PBR [9/4/2015] - Final blow dealt by Pops - To hurt Mike, James hires sorcerers from the unknown east to curse the NLOs. Lena is hit with the curse and slowly begins to die. Determined to save the love of his life, Mike travels east, finding the ancient holding of the sorcerers, and is told that only death can pay for life, and that if Lena is to be saved, one must die for her. He returns and manages to save Lena through an ancient ritual, but at the cost of his own life. He professes his love for her and they kiss. Soon he dies painlessly and peacefully, with the eyes of his beloved being the last thing he sees.
LET'S PLAY MURDER!!! >:D
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[Forum Game] UFSW Characters Hurt / Heal (Sign Up)

Another game because I'm awesome. And I'm feelin' a li'l murderous. This here game is called UFSW Characters Hurt / Heal where we shove 4 characters per user into a pit where they must survive as they get picked off one at a time. This game MAY TAKE A LOOOOONG TIME.
Naturally, with every game, there's rules.

Rules
In this forum post, you must pick six characters of your own from any story.
NOTE: I'm unsure if we should count characters you created for someone else's story... We'll make a final decision based on your guys' choice.
For stories with multiple authors, I wouldn't go with that... I mean it's up to you, who am I to stop, but ye...
Each Character starts off with 20 points.
Stories you are using must have at least one partially written issue (even if it's like 2 words), not necessarily published. *looks at Mercy* Not necessarily published... The character doesn't have to have debuted yet (in that particular issue), but the story must have one partially written issue.
Scrapped stories are still allowed regardless of issue count.
You choose to hurt one character and heal another. Hurting subtracts one point, and healing adds one point. Once a character reaches zero, they are killed and cannot be healed back.
You can not hurt and heal the same character, you must hurt and heal two characters in each post.
You can't hurt or heal your own characters. That is stupid. Why would you do that?
You can only make one vote per 6 hour period. Simple.
These signups will close August 18th (Tuesday), so signup quick! If the 60 character goal isn't reached by then, signups will be extended by another few days.
My characters: Lena, James Spradlin and Mike PBR (hailing from UP), and Christina Huerta, Gandhi Zain and Akira Kapoor (hailing from TUFF).
Edit 1: Adjustments to two rules and the mention of extension of deadline.
Edit 2: Adjustments to rules. The limit has been raised from 4 to 6.
Edit 3: Extension of deadline.
Edit 4: Adjustment to a rule.
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Three-word story Update

I've taken the time add up and try to make sense of everything that has happened. 

A zombie sits under a bridge with Guy Fieri accompanied by a squirrel juggling some liquor bottles and overly large dildos. Guy tells him “Fanfics are stupid.”

The squirrel throws a child across Guy Fieri’s snowtips and he lands on Guy Fieri’s mixtape, containing track records in Drake’s studio.

The squirrel listens and begins to seductively walk to the studio, where Meek Mill suddenly cried about Drake, because Drake is acting a little shitty today, right?

Meek pulls a big veiny penis, but Drake reveals a bigger penis out his pants and his Meek, while a mixtape about big penises featuring Frank Ocean disses both of Mali’s gay uncles, creating a battle of penile wits.

His uncle throws down Bobby Flay, while Guy Fieri creates a portal to gather hoes and film a documentary about butterflies all while balancing a gigantic jar in his butt.

The documentary becomes oscar-nominated for curing everyone of The Flying Dutchman and erectile dysfunction, making Guy very lim in his happy, so he kills Glenn and swags it out. So Guy jumps and lands on Bobby Flay’s thighs while Paula Dean prepares grilled squirrel with extra butter on top of chicken nugget casserole while Mali’s uncles eat Mitch Grassi, whose gayness destroys a woman’s pussy and causes the UFSW to fall apart with a swag debt of six dollars and a hoe with a hatred for doo doo.

The beginning Zombie dances for food, hittin’ that whip on a vine while KYLE raps with Mitch Grassi.
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